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KNOW BEFORE YOU GO
Admission is free.
Opening weekend runs on timed entry; walk-ups welcome every day
The Museum holds roughly twelve visitors at a time. If there is a wait, we will take your name and text you when your place is ready.
There are no public restrooms.
Parking is Fishtown street parking. Good luck.
The Museum is wheelchair accessible by temporary ramp. Email us before your visit and the ramp will be in place when you arrive.
Some exhibit and shop text contains profanity. All ages are admitted; parents decide.
Photography is welcome and encouraged.
FAQ
Is this a real museum?
Yes.
Is admission free?
Yes.
Why?
The Philadelphian has paid enough.
How long does a visit take?
15 to 20 minutes, or longer if you have opinions. Most visitors will have opinions.
Is the museum appropriate for children?
The Museum documents adult behavior, and several exhibits and shop items contain profanity. The language is comparable to what a child hears at a Phillies game. The Museum admits visitors of all ages and leaves the decision to parents.
Is the museum accessible?
Yes. The Museum is wheelchair accessible by temporary ramp. Details in Know Before You Go.
Do I need a reservation?
Only opening weekend runs on timed entry, and walk-ups are welcome even then. After that, come when you like during open hours.
IN THE PRESS
Philly Voice
— August 24, 2026
NBC10 Philadelphia —
— August 20, 2026
Philadelphia.Today —
— August 26, 2026
Press inquiries: press@museumofthephiladelphian.org